February 2012
22 posts
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I always feel awkward when I go to the bathroom in...
My professor always gives me a weird look when I wip out my cock.
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January 2012
62 posts
lxcyrus:
shiphassailed:
captainchord:
belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso
also true
america has 365
Make one wrong move and you’ll hit a dick
– cook at whales rib
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Me: Excuse me, do you know what material this is? (while touching my shirt and inviting the girl to touch it)
Girl: Errr.. Not sure. Cotton?
Me: Boyfriend material.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You better suck my dick
before i fuck youÂ